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Hi, I'm Lonzo. Sometimes I'm a photographer and when I am, I tend to post things here.
Other than that, I'm just utterly ridiculous.

I’m doing my first photoshoot (yay thank you Lo!) for the first time in like….

fucking ages.

And even though it’s with someone I’m totally comfortable being around (whaddup Geo), I still can’t help but feel just a bit uneasy cos I haven’t don’t this shit in forever. 

6 hours ago
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rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

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10 hours ago
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reblogging this video again because this is literally probably my favourite picture atlantic song to date (next to Muses) and because this is just fantastic.

(Source: pictureatlantic)

10 hours ago
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thedrunkenmoogle:

Deku Flask (6 oz)By The Drunken Moogle - $19.99
Protect your liquor with the power of the forest as you carry it with you on adventures!

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

thedrunkenmoogle:

Deku Flask (6 oz)
By The Drunken Moogle - $19.99

Protect your liquor with the power of the forest as you carry it with you on adventures!

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

11 hours ago
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toughtobeagod:

Nick Ghanbarian of Bayside is one of my favorite people on earth.

toughtobeagod:

Nick Ghanbarian of Bayside is one of my favorite people on earth.

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23 hours ago
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tylerdella:

A beautiful picture of shared pun rage. #puns #rage #dontfuckingmakepuns #rageface #murder @lonzoregardqkazoo_  (at Buffalo Wild Wings)

quite possibly my favourite picture I’ve taken of tyler and josh doing things

tylerdella:

A beautiful picture of shared pun rage. #puns #rage #dontfuckingmakepuns #rageface #murder @lonzoregardqkazoo_ (at Buffalo Wild Wings)

quite possibly my favourite picture I’ve taken of tyler and josh doing things

1 day ago
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Kaylee: Everyone’s got somebody. Wash, tell me I’m pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: Because I’m pretty?
Wash: Because you’re pretty.
It’s a marvelous thing, the ocean. For some reason when two people sit together looking out at it, they stop caring whether they talk or stay silent. You never get tired of watching it. And no matter how rough the waves get, you’re never bothered by the noise the water makes by the commotion of the surface - it never seems too loud, or too wild.
I once said, “you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends’ noses.” 
to which Zach, whom was sitting next to me at the time said, “UNLESS YOU’RE BESTFRIENDS!” and proceeded to pick me nose. 
i think this sums up our friendship PRETTY FABULOUSLY.

I once said, “you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends’ noses.”
to which Zach, whom was sitting next to me at the time said, “UNLESS YOU’RE BESTFRIENDS!” and proceeded to pick me nose.
i think this sums up our friendship PRETTY FABULOUSLY.

9 hours ago
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kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

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11 hours ago
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Loving me will not be easy. Some days I will be a stuttering apology and you won’t know how to handle all the things I’ve done wrong.

camwyn:

eraofstories:

haaretz:

At least three dead in two shootings at Jewish centers in Kansas. 15-year-old boy reported to be critically wounded; police report one person was in custody; man reportedly yelled ‘Heil Hitler’ when police arrested him.

Click here for the full story and breaking developments

Reblogging again to add: 

Also, non-Jews, please spread this. People will forget about it otherwise. The police say they aren’t ready to call it a hate crime, despite the fact that witnesses have said that the man was asking people if they were Jewish and waiting for an affirmative response before shooting. The more people who are paying attention to this story the harder it will be for it to be swept under the rug. 

A lot of people are currently very excited about the recent Cap movie. If you believe that it was worthwhile for Steve Rogers to fight fictional nazis, please show that you care about the people harmed by those in the real world who still agree with Nazi ideology. If you can get super excited and make tons of posts about Cap, then you can do this too, right? (obviously there are people who are upset/triggered by this stuff, which is an entirely different situation. but if you can spread the word please do)

I’m very sorry to those of you who don’t come to my blog expecting to see news or other horrible real world stuff. I thought it was worth putting out there.

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1 day ago
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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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1 day ago
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