HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
i apologise consistently to those i care about because i don’t even want to think of annoying them and half the time that doesn’t even work.
An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.
The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.
that’s a lot of snake >_>
snakes are so sick
AUSTRALIAN WILD LIFE IS FAR MORE TERRIFYING THAN AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE
Author Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) recounts a bloody memory of MythBuster’s Adam Savage, and Adam puts Gollum on the phone for a performance of “I Will Survive” at Minnesota Public Radio’s Wits.
If you haven’t seen this, you should see this. It will cheer you up, if you need cheering up.