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Hi, I'm Lonzo. Sometimes I'm a photographer and when I am, I tend to post things here.
Other than that, I'm just utterly ridiculous.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME.

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.

Ned Vizzini  (via dingyfeathers)

Basically

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2 days ago
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I’m fighting myself every day to get better.
 Vitor Belfort (via mmaquotes)

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2 days ago
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All I ask is that you do as well as you can, and remember that, while to write adverbs is human, to write he said or she said is divine.
 Stephen KingOn Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via feellng)

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1 day ago
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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

this.
i apologise consistently to those i care about because i don’t even want to think of annoying them and half the time that doesn’t even work.

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s3ppo:

psyche-deli:

kingvincentiv:

unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.
The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

that’s a lot of snake >_>

goodbye

snakes are so sick

AUSTRALIAN WILD LIFE IS FAR MORE TERRIFYING THAN AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE

s3ppo:

psyche-deli:

kingvincentiv:

unexplained-events:

An Olive Python pulls a Wallaroo out of a canyon waterhole.

The photograph was taken in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

that’s a lot of snake >_>

goodbye

snakes are so sick

AUSTRALIAN WILD LIFE IS FAR MORE TERRIFYING THAN AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE

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1 day ago
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d00dlem00gle:

My favorite boss/es from Ocarina of time. Love ‘em

d00dlem00gle:

My favorite boss/es from Ocarina of time. Love ‘em

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2 days ago
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neil-gaiman:

Author Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) recounts a bloody memory of MythBuster’s Adam Savage, and Adam puts Gollum on the phone for a performance of “I Will Survive” at Minnesota Public Radio’s Wits.


If you haven’t seen this, you should see this. It will cheer you up, if you need cheering up.

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2 days ago
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